I had such a fun day today
i could do nothing but play
my owner got mad
cos i was very very bad
i dug holes in the yard
and Will shouted hard
All I heard was "lets play"
and I barked out "hooray!"
I ran straight to my owner
and then got a boner
so I jumped on his leg
and humped him instead
He shouted again...
That I was a pain
But I knew he was jokin
cos he had been smokin'
So I rolled over with joy
And he threw me a toy
which I chewed with delight
all day and all night
what a great day I had
even though I was bad
Its my puppy dog eyes
they're a great disguise
for when I act evil
doing mole retrieval
I had such fun today
cos I got my own way!
Unknown "Keshhh" Unwell
- 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
