Once upon a time there was a mouse named Ricardo Maximus.
He weighed a heavy 9 pounds.
And yes ladies, he's single.
Ricardo enjoys long walks on the beach and cake.
One day he went to the park to sniff the grass.
Some jackass stepped on him.
Ricardo is dead.
The end.
Unknown "Frisky Lady" Frisky
- 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago