Just a few one liners I came across since living in Brisbane. Had to write em down somewhere so I dun forget.

- If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
- If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
- Between two evils always pick the one you haven't tried.
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For the record, most of my co-workers are in their 50's.
Unknown "Tan down under x" Loyal - 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago

#04 - Away message
Hey everyone! I'm gonna be away from HP for a little while because I'm moving this weekend. Soon as I get the internet hooked up at my new place I'll be back on again so dun worry :)
Hope you're all going well and we'll catch up soon.
Have fun,
Tanson.
Unknown "Tan down under x" Loyal - 16 years, 6 months, 25 days ago

#03 - Vindaloo
Back in day when i was in Townsville, me and my housemate, whos also my best mate, we were on a mission to make the hottest curry in town. HAHA there were times i felt sorry for my stomach.
Tonight, here at my new place, my housemates pulled the biggest stunt on me by ordering me the extra extra hot vindaloo dish.
Tell u what, we had Nothing on this vindaloo. I was owned, big time.
Unknown "Tan down under x" Loyal - 16 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

#02 - MIA Message.
To my pretty pets and friends,
i'll be missing in action for bit coz i'll be on the road to brisbane and i might not have internet access for awhile.
take care and keep safe.
love u all
Tanson.
ps. if someone gives u food, sniff it before u eat it :)
Unknown "Tan down under x" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago

#01 - Pacific Cane Geckos.
Went n got shitfaced up out bush near Amoomba at Aliina's new place this weekend. A truely spectacular view of the country side. A place where you don't have to lock your car. Its hard to believe I'll be leaving all this and shift to Brisbane. Was great to see all these people again. Everyone seemed to have something going for them in there lives. Although not much has changed since highschool. People getting drunk, stoned, fuked all at the same time. Split a carton of the old import Ruslters rumbos between me n me mate. Thats where it all went wrong ;) By the time the sun came up, we were still trying to get a couple cane bettles drunk, calling them 'pacific cane geckos'.
It'll be awhile before I touch rum again.
Unknown "Tan down under x" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago