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"WoovelsMcMit ten"



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A man orders soup at a restaurant.
When it comes, he realizes he has to go to the washroom.
He writes a note that says "I SPIT IN THIS SOUP"
and leaves it by the bowl so no one will take it.
The man comes back
and someone has written on the note;
"ME TOO!"

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Unknown "WoovelsMcMit ten" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago
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Hello Vader.
I think two aspects of my childhood just threw up on each other.
I laughed, but feel a little queasy...
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Unknown "WoovelsMcMit ten" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago
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Cocaine flame in my bloodstream
Sold my coat when I hit Spokane
Bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes
In the early morning rain
Lately my hands they don't feel like mine
My eyes been stung with dust
I'm blind
Held you in my arms one time
Lost you just the same

I found myself face down in the ditch
Booze in my hair
Blood on my lips
A picture of you
- Holding a picture of me-
In the pocket of my blue jeans
Still don't know what love means
Still don't know what love means
(Jolene)
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Unknown "WoovelsMcMit ten" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 29 days ago
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random comment #943) *scared* You have been scared
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 11 months, 22 days ago
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Aww that's so sweet Roobeanie!

I can just imagine us snuzzled so tightly underneath whatever covers we burrow into that our molecules will be conjoined!

When mine melts into yours it makes a purring beep noise. <3

You know I will always spoon you until the end of the earth, and I just can't wait until I'm able to do that again! I miss you more than I can say, I keep thinking about the gorgeous way you smile and the usuall accompanying giggle behind it. The way you squint your nose and wiggle when something cute is going on.
Seeing you throw your head back and laugh and your tummy pumping up and down while you gently squeeze my arm and tell me to stop making you laugh so you don't lose a lung.

I love you so much! When I see you I'mma pounce you and never let you go.
You have been given U are always in my mind.
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Unknown "Bun Bun" Purring - 16 years, 4 months, 18 days ago
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This time we did actually manage to have a bath and it was beautiful! Success! Definitly will be even more successful next time! Oh lala!

WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, GUESS WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT ABOUT!? THAN I WAS LIKE "OH GOD, DID THAT HAPPEN...OHOHOHO SO AWESOME!" YOU LIE, LIE LIKE A DIRTY RUG THAT A HIPPO ROLLED AROUND ON WHILE SINGING MY HEART WILL GO ON!

I HEARD EVERYTHING! Would you like me to repeat the things you said while you were obviously having a really good bonding moment with yourself? CUZ I REMEMBERS MANY DELCSIOUS GOOD DETAILS THAT I CAN LATER USE AS BLACK MAIL MATERIAL! <3

Don't try and play innocent koi now, it's too late for that! I HEARD EVERYTHING! Besides you will make me a sad panda if it was all just in my head!

Did you have fun? Can't wait till I can get my grabby paws all over you again.

mm want all over my mouf.
You have been given Extra-special 'petting'..... x.
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Unknown "Bun Bun" Purring - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago
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Aww yes, waddle waddle! YOU WILLS BE DOING THAT! XD I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT! I did promise you a turn, you are just going to have to wait when my turn is over, which maybe next year! :D

LMAO, BLUUUEEEE CARRPPPEETTTTT, IS IT THE SAME SHADE AS YOUR BLOOBALLS?
It will be mucho easy to find under those circumstances!

I remember that tape! I don't think I saw it last time, I think it would come in handy one of these days. The whole room would look like one huge homo crime scene! The house keeping lady would be all like.. O_O "DID THEY MURDER SOMEONE IN HERE? THE SHEETS ARE ALL TATERED AND THROWN ABOUT, THERE ARE BATTLE SHIPS ALL OVER THE FLOOR, AND WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF....OMG...IS THIS ACTIVIA YOGURT WITH PROBIOTIC CULTURE? HOW COULD THEY!? WRRRYYYYYYY"

I should borrow my neighbours walker, I can push you on it into the elevator when we need to go eat again, wouldn't that be fun?

So my dear sexy lady, I'd like to be sending you lewd text messages right now..oh how I miss them, I have to keep all my fantasies in mah head.

I would like for you to expierence my grabby hands.
You have been given A little lick !.
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Unknown "Bun Bun" Purring - 16 years, 7 months, 21 days ago
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I thought the little sad face was soo cute, how it's all sniffly and does the "mvvmp mvvmp" little mouth moves! I am only your ho!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD WALK EITHER, IT WAS MORE LIKE HOBBLING AROUND! I really needed a walker or a wheelchair afterwards, my legs felt like they were travelling through multi colors of jello!

LMAO! I WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME! I'm not going to gaurantee that it won't happen, so make sure you also pack some double sided tape, or sticky tac or something that I can use to apply your clitorus back! It won't match the carpet! I think the pink would highly stand out in contrast against a bland carpet color don't you think?

HORMONAL RAGE! This is going to be fun to handle for the next week! BUUUHHHH!

I'm sorry if I end up rampaging you and pushing you into various surfaces/objects. I'd like for my lips to reunite with every part of your skin.

mm yes please!
You have been given Come and be Wicked with me.
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Unknown "Bun Bun" Purring - 16 years, 7 months, 21 days ago
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I will gloat about what I want. :D

I am not a ho I only give sexy times to you!

I think we need a further discussion on the chair scenerio/needs to be happening NOW, NOW, NOW! So that I may proceed to hear you talk about how your legs are sore, and watch you walk around like a transformer.

OPTIMUSPRIHOMO.

I'm not wearing any pants for you to be able to get in them! I am however in my pirate boxers!

You have been given Seductive Kiss.
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Unknown "Bun Bun" Purring - 16 years, 7 months, 22 days ago
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