20 Ways to Annoy your college roommate


1. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore!"
2. Read with a flashlight when the lights are on. Pretend to read without one when the lights are out. Remark every so often how great the book is.
3. Make toast for breakfast every morning, but don't plug the toaster in. Eat the plain bread, looking at the toaster angrily, and complain that the toaster doesn't know what it's doing. If your roommate suggests plugging it in, go on a tangent about fire-safety hazards.
4. Pack up all of your things and tell your roommate that you're going away to "find yourself". Leave, and come back in about ten minutes. If your roommate asks, explain that you're not a hard man to find.
5. Never speak to your roommate directly. If you need to ask or tell them something, go to another room and call them on the phone.
6. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."
7. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate.
8. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."
9. Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" with you every morning.
10. Recite "Dr. Seuss" books, all the time. Eventually, think up melodies for the words and sing them, loudly, directly to your roommate. If he/she tells you to stop, act offended and spend the day in bed.
11. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your roommate doesn't obey them, give him or her a ticket. Confiscate something your roommate owns until they pay the fine!
12. Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."
13. Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them.
14. Wear glasses, and complain that you can never see anything. Bump into walls and doors. Put your clothes on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every time your roommate enters the room. When you're not wearing the glasses, act like you can see fine.
15. Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that "Grandma said hi."
16. Keep empty jars on the shelf. Tell your roommate that this is your collection of "inert gases". Look at them often. One day, act surprised and angered, and accuse your roommate of having released one of the gases. Cover your nose and mouth and run out of the room.
17. Put headphones on your roommate while he/she is sleeping, and subliminally teach him/her to speak Spanish, play the trombone, and memorize all the major imports and exports of each African nation.
18. Dress like a military officer. Insist that your roommate salute you upon sight. If he/she refuses, insist that he/she do 100 push-ups. Keep saying things like, "Your momma isn't here to take care of you any more."
19. Keep a collection of teeth in a jar. Act excited whenever you add to it, and say things like, "In a little while I'll have enough for that sailboat."
20. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.

Unknown Feisty - 16 years, 7 months, 18 days ago

Good Times At Sonic (Made by Kayla and Thea)
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

♥The death of Roland’s Dad.
♥Rich busting out his back window.
♥Rich’s Backward Running man.
?Cotton Candy sluch addictions.
? Soldier boy in the weiner outfit.
? Kayla S. and Thea’s bubble blowers (Ice cream collars)
? Wesley’s Hip dancing... enough said.
? Jimmy’s Insane panic attack from a shot of full throttle.
?Chris W and Thea’s bloody tampon prank on Cori.
? Mary using Cori’s Poo Pourri as perfume. LMAO.
? Big Jeremy’s Letter To Anthony.
?Bethany telling Cori she is melting strawberries with water.
? Chris W. saying he would’ve actually spooned the customer who came in and asked for a spoon.
? Using accents on switch board.
? Sonic radio requests.
? Matt and lil Jeremy’s condom conversation...
? Putting salt in Big Jeremey’s soda. (Which was Kayla by the way!) Mary and I got in trouble for that.
? Stephanie and Thea’s awesome conversations about Johnny vegas... enough said.
? Kayla L. and Thea the reason it’s "Even Sweeter After Dark."
? Poking weiners...
? Scissoring (Thea, Kayla, Cori, Steph and Big Jessica.)
? Shuttin’ it
? Ice fights... that get WAY out of hand.
? Cori’s poo pourri.
? Green apple cokes.
? SHUTTTTT UPPPPP!- Big Jeremy. Which goes along with the "get lost" hand motion.
? Calm Down.
?ohhhhhh GAwwwwwwd.- Twat.
? Roland and Matt’s Boombalana Boombalana. Well I beat my wife and I feed the dog while I drink my beer and i ride my tractor... haha their version of a country song.
? Have a SUPER SONIC DAY!!!!!
Songs that have become annoying because of Sonic Radio
? Big Girls Don’t Cry
? Hey There Delilah
? Good Directions
? U and your hand
Unknown Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago

It's strange to think the songs we used to sing
The smiles, the flowers, everything: is gone
Yesterday I found out about you
Even now just looking at you: feels wrong
You say that you'd take it all back, given one chance
It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...

[Chorus:]

You should've said no, you should've gone home
You should've thought twice before you let it all go
You should've know that word, bout what you did with her
Would get back to me...
And I should've been there, in the back of your mind
I shouldn't be asking myself why
You shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet...
You should've said no, baby and you might still have me

You can see that I've been crying
And baby you know all the right things: to say
But do you honestly expect me to believe
We could ever be the same...
You say that the past is the past, you need one chance
It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...

[Repeat Chorus]

I can't resist... before you go, tell me this
Was it worth it...
Was she worth this...

No... no no no...

[Repeat Chorus]
Unknown Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago

State the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy
That's fine; I'll tell mine you're gay
And by the way...

[Chorus:]

I hate that stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn

There's no time for tears,
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends
And if you come around saying sorry to me
My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be

[Repeat Chorus]

If you're missing me,
You'd better keep it to yourself
Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health...

[Repeat Chorus]

Burn, burn, burn, baby, burn
You're just another picture to burn
Baby, burn...
Unknown Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago

My Dream Guy... HAHA
1. 5'8" and taller
2. Dark brown hair with blue eyes/green eyes
3. Handsome
4. Muscular
5. Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
6. Good sense of humor
7. Dimples
8. Cute laugh
9. Sensitive
10. *Affectionate* even in front of friends
11. Gives me attention
12. Outgoing
13. Popular but doesn't know the whole state
14. Friends with my friends
15. Nice smile
16. Straight teeth
17. No body hair (except legs n under arms)
18. Doesn't have his whole face pierced
19. Not A bunch of tatoos either
20. Likes to cuddle
21. Likes to party
22. Takes me out
23. Grabs my hand to hold
24. Kisses me unexpectedly
25. Dresses nice (*preppyish*) hehe
26. Has a good job
27. Tells me he misses me when we're not together
28. Makes me laugh
29. Open minded
30. Polite
31. Holds doors for me
32. Opens car doors
33. *Romantic*
34. Likes all type of music
35. Likes going to the movies
36. Talks to his friends about me
37. Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
38. Gives massages without me having to ask
39. Plays with my hair
40. Calls me to just say hi
41. Tries not to argue
42. Apologizes for when he does wrong
43. Says what he's feeling
44. Has a car
45. Has animals
46. Has a family that likes me
47. Compliments me
48. Is tan
49. Doesn't curse all the time
50. Wants to be with me as much as possible
51. Comes over unexpectedly
52. Wakes me up with a kiss
53. Not more than 3 years at the most older than me
54. *Trustworthy*
55. Patient
56. Likes to shop, or pretends like he does. hehe
57. Has good manners
58. Doesn't smoke
59. Occasionally drinks
60. Athletic
61. Is on time for dates
62. Calls back later when he says he will!
63. Lives close to me
64. Wants to meet my family
65. Treats me like a princess
66. Has a cute butt
67. Good kissable lips
68. Good kisser
69. Good memory
70. Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
71. Intelligent
72. Has direction
73. Creative
74. Likes everything about me
75. Committed
76. *My best friend*
77. Respectful
78. Mature
79. Persistent – Hard working
80. Doesn't lie, and is honest with me
81. Likes just staying home sometimes
82. Writes me songs/poems
83. Likes to dance
84. Has a sexy voice
85. Cooks for me{{even if he sucks at it}}
86. Likes to show me off
87. Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Thea"
88. Likes to take pictures
89. Flirts with me in public and in private
90. Puts up with my mood swings
91. Comforts me when I'm sad
92. Doesn't say "sorry" all the time when it's not needed
93. Sticks up for me
94. Likes animals
95. Ignores my imperfections
96. Surprises me (good surprises)
97. Doesn't yell at me
98. Likes to clean
99. First to say I Love You
100. Listens to me
101. Smells good
102. *Doesn't lie*
103. Likes kids
104. Makes me the center of his world
105. Not in trouble with the law
106. Isn't a goody-goody
107. Doesn't stare at other girls
108. Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
109. Doodles our names on paper
110. Likes to draw
111. Leaves notes on my car
112. Let's me go out with him and his friends
113. Will hang out with me and my friends
114. Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
115. Gets jealous but not too jealous
116. Dependable
117. Doesn't hang up on me
118. Calls me nicknames like: babe, sweetie. ect.
119. Isn't a penny-pincher
120. Likes sports and going to sports events
121. Likes to play board games/video games and doesnt let me win, unless I am rele frustrated.
122. Doesn't play mind games
123. Doesn't just think about sex
124. Cares about world issues
125. *Doesn't make me cry*
126. Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
127. Isn't shy
128. Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
129. Not opinionated
130. Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them.
Unknown Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago