I am getting married on the 3rd of October this year, and I cant wait to be married to my beautiful Fiance.
Unknown "jennys lollipop" Loyal - 17 years, 12 days ago

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Unknown "jennys lollipop" Loyal - 17 years, 12 days ago

In the movie when the adult Simba collapses on the cliff and brushes something over the edge, it swirls up into the sky and spells out sex. A good slow motion VCR or DVD helps on this one

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Unknown "jennys lollipop" Loyal - 17 years, 12 days ago

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

Unknown "jennys lollipop" Loyal - 17 years, 12 days ago

Fight Club - Hidden Message at Start
Put the feature into your DVD player. There will be an FBI warning followed by an Attention warning. The next screen contains the coolest egg ever. Can't believe no one took the time to read it. Since there is no pause option at this point it took several insertions of the DVD to decipher the message. It says....If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.......Tyler.
This is poetic justice and fits the idea of the movie exquisitly...in the hunter-gatherer sense of the egg

Unknown "jennys lollipop" Loyal - 17 years, 12 days ago