And here's another that was written shortly before the first one.
"Some Morbid Thoughts"
He wandered down the street
And gave a little twitch
He had a sudden feeling
Like an unbearable itch
His vision changed
And his thoughts did too
He took a stick and grabbed a person
He shoved that stick straight through
Blood covered his shirt
His rampage had begun
To bad nobody knew to run
A woman with a stroller walked on by
He broke the handle off
And stuck it in her eye
She never got to tell her baby goodbyePoor kid, he was only one
When he saw his mother's blood run
Our butcher found himself in a diner
The waitress didn't know of his fun
She couldn't have been kinder
He found out just how much a fork can do
No one will ever find her
The cook walked out on the scene
Our herolaughed a bit
Before he grabbed a skewer
And stuck him like a pig
Today's menu is roast cook on a spit
By now the sirens are blazing
They don't mean a thing
He walks nonchalantly out the door
Sounding the cliche ding-a-ling
He saw some window washers
And the good work they do
They wiped those windows oh so well
The windows looke dlike new
He grabbed the ropes that held them up
Let loose their falling cell
When they landed
They couldn't fill a cup
The windows would have to be wiped again
Splattered with the remains of those two men
Now at the hardware store
So many wonderful toys
Screw Santa, he'd bring them to all the girls and boys
A power drill down an ear canal
The bit got lost, sorry pal
A saw severed a neck
While somebody got crushed by a stack of 5/8" firecheck
Sledgehammer to the face
That guy's now in a better place
He left the shop
Went to his work to touch base
With a bad of things that go pop
Garden variety explosives from a nearby fireworks store
Pyrotechnic flares lit the office bright
Gave his coworkers quite a fright
Flashes and bangs galore, beams fell to block the door
He sat in a window and admired his city of gore
As a helicopter flew by, he was in a sniper's sights
With one last loud bang
Our hero was no more
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