Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
Unknown "*Demons Angel* " Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

Why Men Are Like Computers
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
Unknown "*Demons Angel* " Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Unknown "*Demons Angel* " Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Unknown "*Demons Angel* " Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Unknown "*Demons Angel* " Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago