OK. I'm gonna go see a man about some nuts. The nuts on mac's tree! You perverts. Then, I think I'm gonna go to the spy's room so we can make out. He's been giving me the eye all night! Saucy!! Rwar! Meow! Maybe... Neigh! Sounds more unicorn-like, I suppose.

You have been given time to enjoy a glass of Karla Meowlot.

OK, so listen. Stop me if you heard this one. So listen. A unicorn walks into a bar. You sure you haven't heard this one yet? OK. So a unicorn walks into a bar and says, bartender, let me have a glass of Barkundy. So the bartender says, "Can I see some I.D.?" So I said... ummm... I mean, the unicorn says, "I'm a freaken' talking unicorn! You give me my alcoholic beverage now, please or I will curse you!" And then the unicorn couldn't drink the drink that was served because unicorns don't have hands! Joke's on m... I mean, the unicorn, huh?
Oh, but then how have I been drinking all these drinks? Oh, but wait! The real unicorn, I mean, joke, is that unicorns can't fly! Oh, no, wait. That's not the joke. Ummmmm.... oh, yeah! Unicorns can't put curses on people! That's just silly. What was I saying?

You have been given time to enjoy a glass of Barkundy.

<Gallops in> Happy Holidays!! <Gallops out>

mmmmm think i missed the punch line as usual LOL!!!!!