a quote for jasmine:

"i know what it takes to be romantic: jewelery, a stretch limo, and and moustache..."

(yes, i put an O in mustache, you need to make sure you say it properly...)
Unknown "sesame plexer" Perplexed - 16 years, 9 months, 4 days ago

how to make banana bread of rage:
1. locate recipe on internet
2. decide to double up on recipe in hopes of making twice the deliciousness
3. midway through mixing, spill half of batter down drain
4. use remaining batter to overfill loaf pan
5. once crust begins to burn, falsely believe banana bread is finished and attempt to flip loaf out of pan, only to have the raw insides fall out on plate
6. spoon insides back into loaf and continue baking until crust fully burns
7. ENJOY!
Unknown "sesame plexer" Perplexed - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

had a horrible day. why are children so bratty? they all need to be sent to boot camp...
Unknown "sesame plexer" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 5 days ago

finally an evening of rest and relaxation... off to see 'vantage point' tonight, i hope. cant wait!
Unknown "sesame plexer" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

i am bored today. i have the whole weekend off, but sadly theres nothing to do. wah. perhaps i should venture out to the movies tonight. oh,decisions decisions...
Unknown "sesame plexer" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago