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There once was a butcher from Clack Who found slicing the meat was his knack Up until the day When he met his "friend" Ray Now he only takes meat in the back.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious
- 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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There once was a man from Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. The left one was small, Hardly nothing at all, But the other won numerous prizes.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious
- 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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Jen wanted to grow up a saint And her mother, she had no complaint But men--quite a few-- Were more fun than a pew So she wanted to be but she ain't.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious
- 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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There was a man from Cape Horn, Who wished he had never been born, And he wouldn't have been, If his father had seen That the tip of the rubber was Torn.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious
- 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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The limerick form's really complex Its contents run chiefly to sex It burgeons with virgins And masculine urgins And swarms with erotic effex.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious
- 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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