There once was a butcher from Clack
Who found slicing the meat was his knack
Up until the day
When he met his "friend" Ray
Now he only takes meat in the back.

Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

There once was a man from Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes.
The left one was small,
Hardly nothing at all,
But the other won numerous prizes.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

Jen wanted to grow up a saint
And her mother, she had no complaint
But men--quite a few--
Were more fun than a pew
So she wanted to be but she ain't.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

There was a man from Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born,
And he wouldn't have been,
If his father had seen
That the tip of the rubber was Torn.
Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

The limerick form's really complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgins
And swarms with erotic effex.

Unknown "BabyGirl Owns!" Curious - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago