Someone keeps buying my pet. I'm not rich, and I can't afford to keep buying her back. If you read this, mean pet buyer, please stop. No one likes you.
Unknown "serial dater" Sparkling - 16 years, 6 months, 24 days ago

I am watching MTV TrueLife instead of writing a paper. Trashy TV trumps my education. Every. Time.
Unknown "serial dater" Sparkling - 16 years, 6 months, 26 days ago

I just got new pets. If you stop by my page, be sure to show them some love too...they need all the help they can get. :)
Unknown "serial dater" Sparkling - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

My snot is green; that is never good.

I have 2 rehearsals in the next 2 hours, and all I want to do is put on sweatpants and drink nyquil.

While I am looking forward to my summer in Italy, the looming responsibility of learning that whole role on my own is making me anxious.

Ah well, this is what I signed up for.

And in other news, dear owner, in other flowery poetic news:
Mon regret prolonge les heurs ou j'etais aime.

Unknown "serial dater" Sparkling - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago

At the bottom of this page is an advertisement for "Sugardaddie.com". Target marketing, anyone?

My transgressions (in no particular order):
1. Avoiding you.
2. Jelousy
3. Being a bit of a slut
4. Watching movies all day instead of doing any work
5. Throwing secret temper tantrums that motivate my shady behavior
6. Dressing up said transgressions in little black dresses and tequila shots and lots and lots of attention

Still.

It's late and I love you and that's what I know.
Unknown "serial dater" Sparkling - 16 years, 7 months, 9 days ago