So my friend works at a Gamestop, and he has a habit of writing little jingles when he is bored and not dealing with customers, or doing some menial little task that doesn't absorb his full attention. Among these little jingles are:

The Wii Song:
Excuse me son have you got them "Whys"?
No sir how 'bout some salt in your eyes?
Well that sure do hurt I'll tell you true
I'll be sure to tell my sister too.

Have you got them Wiis?
No.
Can you save one please?
No.
Do you have a list?
No: how about my fist?
Ow.
Unknown "Aye-Aye" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago