http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0cI7hxWwgU

I'm A Cow

MooooooOOOO
Moooodoodoodoodooooh
Mooooooo
MoooOOOOO

I'm a cow can't you see,
That I live in the country?
Moooooo, I'm a cow.

Hills are high, grass is green,
Heaven for a fat Holstein.
Moooooo, I'm a cow.

Chew my cud, eat my hay,
Same old damn thing every day.

Farmer Brown ain't what he seems,
He gets off on milking me.

I'm a cow can't you see,
That I live in the country?
Moooooo, I'm a cow.

Get your mind out the gutter,
Get your hand off my udder.
Moooooo, I'm a cow.

This old man, he's on crack,
He's a lactophiliac.

Knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone.
Wish his wife say,
when she gets home.

MoooooOOOooooooOOooo
MooooooOOOOOOOooodoodoodeedooo
Yodeledededoo odoooeeeoooo
Yodeledededooodeeee

His old wife,
She makes cheese:
Colby, Jack, Swiss and Brie.

In the red barn,
She can't see,
What he loves to do to me.

I'm a cow can't you see,
That I live in the country?
Moooooo, I'm a cow.

Farmer Brown,
He's a creep.
How he treats those poor sheep.
Moooooo, I'm a cow.

Now you know what I go through,
I wish that I was born Hindu.

I'll pack my bags,
and trim my hooves.
Adios, I think I'll mooooove.
Unknown "SUPER SEXY" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 9 days ago

This (late) morning I was awakened to breakfast in bed. Coffee, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon and poached eggs - Delish! Then I spent the better part of the day lounging in bed with my love. *purrrrr* We ended the day snuggling on the loveseat in a pile of blankets while we watched movies.

This. Is. The. LIFE!
Unknown "SUPER SEXY" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 10 days ago

I am having too much fun making little items for my shop!
Unknown "SUPER SEXY" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 15 days ago

I just finished watching “Stardust."

When I grow up, I want to be like Neil Gaiman.

Neil Gaiman will fearlessly take daydreams we all have on the edge of where our human minds dare to go and then he will run with it.

Mentally, I can slip into the world of fear and suspense so easily that I have difficulty finding my way out into the light. Neil has no problem not just going into that world of darkness but also setting up shop and building a little cottage of apocrypha as well.

That is why I am more than a little careful before I go on an adventure down the rabbit hold with Mr. Gaiman. He will cheerfully take me to his story’s logical end but sometimes I fear that while Gaiman will make it out of a story of his construct I may get lost within and be forced to live within some insane story about axe murdering Vermont Teddy Bears and then where would I be? Stuck in some crazy story about angry, insane teddy bears, that’s where!

I first found Neil within “Good Omens” and did not just revel but danced more than a few jigs. Ok, I read the delicious book about 4 times before I said enough is enough and that I must move on. Pratchett and Gaiman...if only, again. *sigh*

Then I briefly flirted with the BBC version of “Neverwhere.” It’s...ok. Not stellar but it will more than get you through the day. Like coffee versus heroine.

Unknown "SUPER SEXY" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 24 days ago

After that, I’m not sure how I stumbled upon “American Gods” but lo and behold, I was jumped started, again. I even convinced (with out too much cajoling) my very own Shadow and Wednesday to read the book and they became convinced of Gaiman’s ability as well. It was only upon listening to “American Gods” as an audio book and “Two Plays for Voices: Snow Glass Apples & Murder Mysteries” during my student teaching that I realized how dangerous the rabbit hole Neil was beckoning me down truly was. It is for that reason that I am attracted to the story of “Coraline” and yet repelled by it much as a moth is to a flame.

Neil, you are indeed a consummate storyteller and have won my deepest respect as one storyteller to another. You don’t need it but good luck, darling.

(You can always go to my blog AskGlory.Com and check out the rest.)

Unknown "SUPER SEXY" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 24 days ago