Well, you're low-maintenance... I'll give ya that. :)

You have been given treats.

Wouldn't want you starving over here, so I'll leave a little something for next time you wander through.

You have been fed pet food.

Couldn't help it... I'm a former English major, gas station attendant, and (still) aspiring writer myself, and I've heard people are like their pets, so just think of my buying you as cliche reinforcement.

You have been given Good Dog Overalls by Zutano.

You're mine!!!!
BAH-HA-Ha!!

I ownz yous :D enjoy some pocky new pet :P

You have been fed pocky snacks.

You've been passed around a bit this week. I'm glad you were given to me. I hope to keep you for a while.