WORDS USED BY WOMEN
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to
describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of
those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the
trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has
of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies
an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset
over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to
you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean
that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe,
and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think good
and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you
have done. "That's Okay" often used with the word "Fine" and in
in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrows" GO AHEAD. At some point
in the near future you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have
for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair
chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a
"That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're
welcome.
THANKS A LOT.
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A
Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
offended her in some callous way, and will be
followed by the "Loud Sigh."
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as
she will only tell you "Nothing"
Unknown "aphrodite" Carefree
- 16 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
