Interesting. Either you've got a good script or you're now obviously addicted. I'm going to go with script.

Send it to me in a pm? Pwease?

I'm telling you, there's no avoiding being my pet. Soon I shall own the whole world!!!!

You should just relax. Take a dip in the lake I'm going to take you to. :)

You were taken on a trip! You have been taken swimming.

Your script wouldn't help you. *In a Stay Puft Marshmellow Man Voice* NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU FROM MY CREAMY LOVEY INSIDES!

You can't get away that easy. If I don't own you I can't carry out my savage "take over the world with my ridiculously smart pet" plans.