Some people are less talented than others. I have the blessing/curse of having a horrible sense of balance. Some people stumble or trip, but not me; I fall. Not just "oops I fell," but more the falling that lumberjack try to make trees do. TIM-BER!! This is really disconcerting since I am considered tall by most standards. I can fall without really doing much. I will be standing around, and then BAM! I say hello to the floor often.
Unknown "le smexy groupie" Cheeky - 16 years, 5 months, 24 days ago

Every day until I was five I went "Under the Sea." I was joined by a stubborn red-head of a mermaid, an obese fish, and a questionably red crustacean.

I lived a hard life.
Unknown "le smexy groupie" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago