From Cory Dunning Tales:
Silly God Chain letter with my comments added
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Body: Why do we sleep in church,
But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
(because movies have a variety of stories, but you hear pretty much the same shit every Sunday at church. Plus, movies have explosions!!)
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
(it's actually just as easy to talk about God, but it's exceedingly less entertaining than talking about sex. Seriously, which would you rather hear about, my take on the parable of the prodigal son, or about the threesome I had?)
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
(Because Christian magazines are mostly articles, where as Playboy is full of images specifically crafted to capture the attention, through both camera work and titties)
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
(Again, the Christian ones are boring, or at best, so unbelievable that we can not take them seriously)
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
(Because churches only let you have enough alcohol in the wine they serve to cause a headache, but at bars/clubs you can get nice and shitfaced. Plus there is an insanely increased chance of getting laid at the bar/club)
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
(I reposted WITH THE INTENTION of having it laughed at, douche!)
Repost this as ".Don't read if you're under 13...seriously"
80 % of you wont repost this. (Ha, proved you wrong, bitch! I reposted, you r-tard)
Unknown "Rat Goddess" Crazy
- 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
