How you turned my world, you precious thing
You starve and near exhaust me
Everything I've done, I've done for you
I move the stars for no one...

Unknown "Fuzzywinkle" Ferocious - 17 years, 17 days ago

File this under "Not-So Intelligent Design":

Question: If Noah and his family were the only people to survive the flood, then how did the world get other races?

Pat Robertson: When Noah and his family left the ark, they split up and went around the world and then, I don't know, got tans or something. I don't know *exactly* how it happened.

Unknown "Fuzzywinkle" Ferocious - 17 years, 20 days ago

I'm a good jumper, he said, but I'm not so good at landing.

Maybe you should stay closer to the ground then, I said

and he shook his head and said the ground was the whole problem in the first place...

-B. Andreas
Unknown "Fuzzywinkle" Ferocious - 17 years, 21 days ago