Gravity is always holding me back man.
Unknown "Desirable" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago

There are some scary people here.

I wish I could turn into a T-Rex.
Unknown "Desirable" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 3 days ago

Today is hit an ugly lawn gnome with a sledge hammer day!

You must celebrate! It is declared, now and forever!
Unknown "Desirable" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 4 days ago

Insanity is perhaps bread for the human need to undress everything.

Is that a human need?

Its a need I have. If I am around you... disrobe. Immediately.
Unknown "Desirable" Adventurous - 17 years, 14 days ago

Alright. So I went to Florida for the last few days. I ran into a friend of mine and we went to a sixteen bar club.

Neither of us are sure what happened, but I do remember that he was hitting on a girl and a guy was moving in on the girl he was hitting on.

So I rolled up and grabbed the guy on the shoulder. Then I loudly and bluntly went, "Hey Man! Its been a long while! You never told me, did they work out those issues with that HIV test you had?"

I - Wingman.
Unknown "Desirable" Adventurous - 17 years, 24 days ago