here... this is a book about a one of my cousins... he's the exact opposite of me... so if you read the book upside down and from the back to front... its a story about me :)

You have been given The Good Good Pig: The Extraordinary Life of Christopher Hogwood.

Of course... I may be crazy... but I'm good crazy... like that childrens baby sitter... whats his name again.... hmm thats right Freddy Kreuger... lovely chap, taught me everything thing I know about fashion and knitting, and made a mean cup of tea.

Dooooooooo om! *giggle* *oink*

welcome to Human Pets my precioussssssssshhh
er.. nothing... I promise not to throw you into any volcanoes... honest...

I'm a pretty relaxed owner... you're allowed up on the couchs, and you can use that couch over there for a scratching pole, and sometimes I bring cat nip home from work. Now that room over there is fo.... OMG what the hell are those things following..... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hhhh run away run away run away....