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Unknown's tales
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Heres a random story I wrote when I was drunk..its a bit dark :c) It all started because of the way the sheep was facing. Had it been looking north, over the rolling hills towards the shopping centre none of this would ever have happened. Some mangled, half burned curtains tangled wildly in the top of the barbed wire fence began to vibrate and shake. Standing there cautiously in the shadow of the trees, Roger scanned the airwaves with his slightly deformed ears listening for any clue, any danger that may surface. Suddenly from behind him, he heard the snap of a dry twig. Pivoting on the balls of his feet he whirled around 180 and braced himself. In the split seconds before he was crushed to death he saw at least 50 wild deer leaping towards him, like hot bacon fat popping and flying through the air. The night was ominous. The sky was dark and looked to be straining hard against nature and it's desire to piss it down. Cars whizzed past at high speed, their exhausts sounding like snarling dragons. Women trussed up in garments that left little to the imagination were rife, loitering in groups on the street corners displaying a slice of the ASBO generation; pushing drugs to passers by, and encouraging swarms of an unsightly and mal-intending genre of people to congregate together in a way normally reserved for such special events as the gold rush, or when a car crashes on the motorway, and everyone feels obliged to have a good gander. Gunshots in the distance. Fainter this time, people barely even noticed. Crews of louted up troublemakers scour the streets looking for the next victim of their ego-building activities, whilst staggering blindly to the next club.
Unknown Cheeky
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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thumb like your life depends on it :)
Unknown Cheeky
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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buy me, stroke me, pet me, message me :c)
Unknown Cheeky
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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Im fighting to keep a nice pet, ive not done thumbs before, so please gimme a hand !
Unknown Cheeky
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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Unknown Cheeky
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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