Top 15 Reason's To Date an EMT...
15. We can see your heart in ways you never knew
14. We can handle any type of stroke.
13. Our beds are made for a bumpy ride.
12. We arrive in uniform.
11. Talk about a pimped out ride.
10. We are clean.
9. We're damn familiar with your body.
8. We know mouth to mouth.
7. We always have protection ready
6. We can go all night. And all day. Hell, all week.
5. We have restraints and we are not afraid to use them!
4. Three words: Detailed Physical Exam
3. We'll do it from behind
2. We're pros at clothing removal
1. We'll have you in a bed in under 10 minutes
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