10 reasons to date a firefighter

10. DAMN that uniform!
9. they find it hot and leave it wet
8. they're good and trained in mouth to mouth
7. anyone that can carry their hose over their shoulder has something goin for them
6. they can quickly and efficiently solve any problem
5. they always maintain their umm . . . . apparatus
4. you know he or she is in damn good shape
3. we'd run in for you when everyone else would run out
2. You know they can sweep you off your feet
1. not many can say they're dating a HERO!
Unknown "Amorcito" Ecstatic - 16 years, 1 month, 9 days ago

Top 15 Reason's To Date an EMT...


15. We can see your heart in ways you never knew
14. We can handle any type of stroke.
13. Our beds are made for a bumpy ride.
12. We arrive in uniform.
11. Talk about a pimped out ride.
10. We are clean.
9. We're damn familiar with your body.
8. We know mouth to mouth.
7. We always have protection ready
6. We can go all night. And all day. Hell, all week.
5. We have restraints and we are not afraid to use them!
4. Three words: Detailed Physical Exam
3. We'll do it from behind
2. We're pros at clothing removal
1. We'll have you in a bed in under 10 minutes
Unknown "Amorcito" Ecstatic - 16 years, 1 month, 9 days ago

"You know what I call Trick Or Treaters? Pre-Hobo's"

Hahahaha
Unknown "Amorcito" Ecstatic - 16 years, 1 month, 10 days ago

" Chivalry never goes out of style. Open doors, pull out chairs, offer to undo your own belt. "
Stephen Colbert = God.
Mucho Gracia's to my owner for hooking me on his quotes app
Unknown "Amorcito" Ecstatic - 16 years, 1 month, 10 days ago

Let me tell you all, The feeling you get when someone else's life is in your hands and your able to bring that person back from possible death is amazing. The other night I had an EMS call when I was working for the PD and the guy was unresponsive and choking while in a seizure. Being able to help him was one of the greatest feelings that will ever be felt. I wont ever get a medal or payment for it, but just the fact that he can spend more time with his kids as they grow up is enough for me
Unknown "Amorcito" Ecstatic - 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago