One day after a long tiring walk, the elusive Matt sat down under a tree and dropped some LSD. Little did he know of the terror that would shortly come to past. First it was the rainbows
and then it was the gnome (his name is Herman) The Gnome politely said, " hello sir have you any tea?" and Matt responded, " No! no tea for the ground dweller! For I am in the sky and I deserve this delightful treat. Now go, before the gooby the magical danish sees you, for he shall surely be angered."
The Gnome bowed his head in grief and walked away, sadly knowing he had failed the mission he had been instructed to do. He knew that once he returned, it would not a noble one for failing a mission is... not so noble... one would suppose. They would surely rip him limb from limb and gorge themselves on his unnoble flesh! " No Mr. Gnome don't leave," Matt yelled incoherently, " you shalln't be ripped apart and fed to the Goober eaters! Follow me and we will obtain this tea!" So on they went to the 7-11 two blocks away when a homeless fellow stopped them ," ya got some change main? anything helps," He politely asked. " No fish smelly man, I have no change for you. Gnome person, turn him into a melon!" Matt demanded.
..."But..." The Gnome protested.
"Melon, I said!" The homeless man stared at them as if they were crazy, then poof he was indeed a melon. Matt picked it up and smashed it on the ground, " how does it feel to be... uh... a melon... that was smashed on the ground!?" Matt yelled. The gnome simply tugged on his pant leg and said, "tea..."
"Oh yeah..." Matt responded. And so they got the tea and the little gnome went on his way, a noble return from which he shall return without being cannabalized. As for Matt, he never returned from the insanity which had befallen him, and he is still under that tree today speaking with chinchillus the almighty, gaining knowledge and understanding.
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