Rule 34 is officially on the back burner until we can get one more member. In lieu of a ska band, the current three members of Rule 34 will be reforming into a new band, tentatively called The Adventurers. It'll be kind of a mish-mash of melodic music, with some indie, some rock, some funk, probably some acoustic ska (because we love certain songs from Rule 34), and whatever else we decide to throw in. We're just gonna play some music for a while. Soon, there will be recordings, myspace, shows, etc for you to listen to and enjoy! Stay tuned!
Unknown "Sexy Man Meat" Trusting - 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago

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Unknown "Sexy Man Meat" Trusting - 16 years, 6 months, 1 day ago

I'm gonna post a song! Because I feel like it. Rule 34 may or may not do this one. Depends on if they want to, or if they're bored of playing my songs. Most of the songs we play are mine. But that's what they get for not writing. Someone's gotta do it. ANYWAYS:

6 Nations

We are witnessing the start of another World War
A violent demonstration of our military score
While the media keeps saying that we fight our enemies
More and more soldiers die for oil companies
It's fitting that civilization ends where it began
Only question: Will it be Israel or Pakistan
That throws the first bomb? That takes the first shot?
100 years ago this was a holy spot
Rife with economic scandal and dissenting population
America is no longer the greatest nation
But with political advisers and a master plan
Executives will profit off of Man

(Chorus:)
There will be 6 nations
At the end of the war
There will be 6 different ways of
Oppressing the poor
There will be 6 armies
Busting in your door
Better keep quiet or else your ass is on the floor

They're building a time machine that will teleport the people
While keeping all eyes focused on the steeple
From the present state of time, to 1984
You better believe Big Brother's at your door
Marxists believe religion quells the masses
If they'd seen our TVs they'd have crushed their glasses
And all bought suits and climbed the corporate ladder
And laughed their asses off while Americans got fatter
We are too busy with internet news and pornography
Now we don't even notice when they tack on an extra fee
But I'm here to tell you now that it's not too late
Our freedoms we can liberate

(Chorus)

1. European Union
2. North American Union
3. Middle Eastern Nations
4. African Nations
5. Confederate of South America
6. Collective Wealth of Asia
There's only one way you can stop this now
You gotta stand up to the system and tear the fucker down

(Chorus)



And Australia's like, "WTF, mate? ^_^"
But they'll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos.
Unknown "Sexy Man Meat" Trusting - 16 years, 6 months, 1 day ago

Someone said I needed more tales so here goes. I guess it's a points thing, blah blah blah. There actually is stuff to say, and I would hope people only thumbed my tales because they liked what I had to say.

Found a new member for Rule 34! He's either going to be guitar or bass, probably bass since I like playing guitar so much (and, by Thor's hammer, it's my band, lololol). Unfortunately it'll be a week from today (Monday) that we can practice. Also, another guy messaged me (on FB) saying he could play drums or sax, so as soon as he messages me back he's in. I played with this guy in another band, a shitty alt-metal outfit called "Decline of Autonomy". The other guy (Charles is his name) and I were easily the best in the room, he was on drums and kept a pretty solid beat. Never heard him play sax, but if nothing else we've got another good drummer in the mix. Add in a badass keyboard player (hopefully, depending on his self-confidence, aka "how drunk he is when I pressure him into a decision" XD), and you've got the ingredients for some skanktastic action happening in good ol' Arlington TX.

Oh, btw, some people may not know this, but Rule 34 recorded a practice onto video a few weeks back, and they are on youtube! My lovely sister posted them and here they are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BGAazIbC7I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erll -XmsuhA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e2Jmw6pRLk

First one's called "Bobby's Song", second one is "Cell Phone", third is "Little Mexico". Sound quality sucks and there's no bass player (he didn't show, hence he got kicked), but it does give a little insight into the band's mentality. Also, the male lead singer is no longer with the band. He was too old (he thought) so he quit. You can only see his foot anyways. Justin (on drums) looks like he's phasing in and out of existence, due to the advanced special effects of a strobe light/bad webcam combo. And apparently I smoke crack rocks. Enjoy.

That is all.
Unknown "Sexy Man Meat" Trusting - 16 years, 6 months, 3 days ago

RULE 34 NEEDS SOMEONE FOR THE RHYTHM SECTION! That means a drummer, bassist, or guitarist. Technically keys are rhythm section too (piano, etc.), but we might have that covered. ANYWAYS if you live around the DFW area and play something we could use (or know someone that does), send me a message! We need one more player and we'll be off! PICK IT UP!

In other news, the ska store seems to be doing okay, but not many people are actually buying ska items, mostly just the fedora and Red Wine. Also, all customers are female (good), but most are over 30 (not-so good). WHERE DID ALL THE SCHOOLGIRL RUDE GIRLS GO?!? Lol, thanks to anyone who bought.
Unknown "Sexy Man Meat" Trusting - 16 years, 6 months, 8 days ago