Angie, FACT "While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium."
Unknown
"Petable"
- 16 years, 12 months, 1 day ago
Angie, FACT "Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield."