Today I fell off of a boulder and bruised my bo-bo. After I fell I just rolled down the hill and just laid there. The humans giggled, the children pointed. I want out of this place. The humiliation is too much. Last week my keepers brought a box into my living area. The box showed humans on something they called a screen. I watched a show called "Prison Break." I should pay close attention and see if I can plan a way to break out of this prison.
Unknown "BOB" Festive - 17 years, 2 months, 22 days ago

Yesterday I climbed a tree, quadrumanously. I also played with a potato sack by tossing it onto my head and pretending I was a nun. The humans did not quite seem to understand what I was doing, but that's okay because I can laugh at them laughing at me. Silly humans.
Unknown "BOB" Festive - 17 years, 3 months ago