How I got the KnickName "WONDERBUNN" PART 2
I highly suggest you read the original to get context. . . .
I was very casually dating a girl, and somehow she talked me into taking her to the Doctors office. Little did I know the type of doctor it was. .. . . A proctologist!! Let me tell you the people in the waiting room , not happy campers!! I've been to cancer wards that are more cheery.
They had this one guy that was disgusting, he was in shorts and flip flops, and hanging off of his shoulders like a murse was a colostomy bag (shit bag) just hanging out for me to be disgusted over!!! I could see the think vile brown liquid swishing around as he paced in front of me. . . Dude get that thing a cozy at least. . . .
Then she walked in. .. an older lady chubby, long grey hair and loud as can be!! The entire office was dead silent except for the lady, Maybe she was attention whoring , but after a few minutes, her voice sounded really familiar, then we had an awkward moment our eyes locked for a few long seconds and then i realized who she was, it was the old whore that would hit on me when i was working for the state.
she gained 40lb or so but it was still her, she told me i looked familiar and asked if my name was Dave, well she was wrong and it gave me an out to end the conversation!! I told her nope sorry. . . Maybe I would have chit chatted with her but after waiting 2 hours at the ass doctor i was not really in the mood to reminisce. besides I really don't even want to know what up with her anus. . . . I've heard stories long ago about what she would do . . . . scary things that can only be viewed on pay porn sites.
Wonderbunn Cheeky
- 14 years, 10 months, 11 days ago
