Pet me. PET ME. PEEEETTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Just don't forget to walk or feed me for god sakes!!!!! I have needs you know :)

John I'm tellin' ya you don't want to be owned by this "Fritz" guy. I've heard bad things! Terrible, awful things. See I have this inside source...two cats. I can't see them clearly when we meet, they keep to the shadows, but they tell me he is bad news! I promise I will save you!!!!! I will strike when he is least expecting it!f

It's okay John! I promise to walk you every day and always make sure your water bowl is filled :)

freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!