first I was bought by some random person named CY and then that person sold me back to the store so I was worth the LOWEST amount! Then my friend (whom I have never REALLY met) named Tabatha bought me and she GAVE me to you because clearly you could care less about owning your own wife whom you say you love so much. SO then I decided that I'd buy myself from you becaue lets face it...YOU DON'T DESERVE ME!! Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbt
And I only took you for a drivein the hopes that you'd run into something and bump your head HARD!!
You were taken on a trip! You have been taken for a drive.
