Well my pets get to see premier and exclusive movies

You were taken on a trip! You have been taken to the movies.

Well my minions get functional yet stylish capes to wear which make you fly! Kinda... you can aleast get that swoosh effect when you turn dramatically.

You have been put a cape on.

But my pets get to have the richest of dreams as they're allowed to sleep the bed away in a royal bed!!

You have been royally put to bed.

Well my minions get their own sacrifices. When a day goes bad, why not just pop a human sacrifice into the torturetron 200 and just relax the day away at their expence.

You have been offered a human sacrifice.

See you want her for work
I want her to make sure she is happy and relaxed
Hence, she receives massages under my care

You have been massaged.

Ok thats it. Honora wants to try and one up me well heres the smack down.

You are now the Princess of my Minions. Also known as my Sub Commander. Chyeah, check out your new bling. The other ninja are definitely jealous of the new cranial hotness. You walk on by and their all like ....silence... *One ninja speaks* "DANNNNG" *The other ninja turn to him and give him angry stairs before another ninja sneaks up behind him and breaks his neck*. Also as Princess of my Minions you are allowed to speak and not be killed, i mean common ninja are sapposed to be silent.

You have been coronated with a tiara.