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One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."

A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.

When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
Unknown "dntu wshu own me" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
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Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..."
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."



Unknown "dntu wshu own me" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
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Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs.
The judge said, "That was great how did you do that?"
The Boy told him, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison.'"

Unknown "dntu wshu own me" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
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A joke:
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."

The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"

The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."

The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"

He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."
Unknown "dntu wshu own me" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
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Ten signs you might be trailer trash:

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

Unknown "dntu wshu own me" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 29 days ago
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Samantha Krueger
i feel really sick, idk what's up but yeah that's about it. just wanna crawl back into bed but i have three classes today so that's not an alternative haha.
Samantha Krueger "Missed friend" Lonely - 15 years, 10 months, 7 days ago
Samantha Krueger
oh i've been better... but shitty for now :( how are you?
Samantha Krueger "Missed friend" Lonely - 15 years, 10 months, 7 days ago
Lindsay Alexandra
;)
You have been given Just showing some love.
Crafted by Mr Thang
Lindsay Alexandra ".Shadow." Dazed - 15 years, 10 months, 13 days ago
Samantha Krueger
oh yeah i just finished all my finals yesterday. pretty happy too i got an A on my biology one ^-^ and i am horrible at science. i played soccer ever since i was like 5, lol, and all through high school. i wanted to play in college, but i didn't make it on the team here, so i just made the basketball team instead. but i quit that after a little while. but anyways good luck with your tests! wishing you lots of A's!
You have been given A+ for FINALS :)).
Crafted by Unknown
Samantha Krueger "Missed friend" Lonely - 15 years, 11 months, 24 days ago
Samantha Krueger
no problem, thanks for the pet back :D
things are okay. im just heading home from college for thanksgiving tonite... btw i like the soccer pic you have up there! soccers my favorite sport :D
Samantha Krueger "Missed friend" Lonely - 16 years, 4 days ago
Seth Ishihara
Indeed.

Hello there. My Halloween was pretty dull, actually.
Seth Ishihara "Amaterasu -NFS" Loving - 16 years, 25 days ago
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