So I just realized that I never whored my Podcast onto Human Pets. How foolish! The podcast is expertly crafted by my band, Mark Twain's One Man Show, and has been stylishly named "Mark Twain's One Man Show Radio Show". It's a weekly comedy radio broadcast that has far exceeded our expectations. Currently we are on Episode 12, and have been recognized both by Paul & Storm and Shael Riley, two musicians that I consistently look up to.
If you want the full treatment, start at the beginning, as there is actually some plot in the skits, as well as a deep level of backreferncing throughout. If you just want to start fresh, go with Episode 12. It's bizarre and loveable, like ME.
Unknown "Mr. Bill" Lonely - 15 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

So, my RP Forum's up and running, and you should all join it because of how kickass I am.
http://alw.prophpbb.com
Unknown "Mr. Bill" Lonely - 15 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

So Brian and I crafted new songs today. They were downright masterful.
One was the decent "Corner of Gilman and State", which involved him detailing how he can kill you with everyday objects in the room. It's short and jazzy, and I whistle!

The second is the big deal. "Broken Dreams". 7 short, unrelated songs on one track. It was downright incredible. You have to hear to believe.

www.soundclick.com/marktwainsonemanshow
Tell your friends!
Unknown "Mr. Bill" Lonely - 16 years, 2 days ago

Why is it that the song that I can sing best is the saddest one I know?

"I'll Sink Manhatten
Right under the sea
I'll find the sweetest spot to watch
As it goes away.

You were so happy
With the things that you said
Like he's my lower half, you laugh,
But you're gonna find.

A river of tiny tears
Flow from
My crack-ed ey-eyes
To late to apologize
I say
As love waters rise.

I'll Sink Manhatten.
I'll sacrfice friends.
I think they'd understand my plan
I'll never be sure.

I've got a message,
So before I get through
I'll find your answering machine
and I'll sink it first.

Burn your forget-me-nots
Admit
That true love can die.
No I won't apologize
My love
So kiss me goodbye."
Unknown "Mr. Bill" Lonely - 16 years, 3 days ago

Shael Riley has a new song up. "Breaking up with Bret". I'm getting the feeling this is another one of his awkward covers.
Not nearly as good as Man, It's So Loud In Here or Build Me Up, Buttercup, but hey, it's new Shael Riley.

Wait, did he just mention Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Unknown "Mr. Bill" Lonely - 16 years, 6 days ago