I went to see
LTJ Bukem last night...
F*** me! what a star!
I am moved...
Unknown "my fair lady" Dazed - 16 years, 4 months, 29 days ago

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And last, but not least...

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Unknown "my fair lady" Dazed - 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago

Join the cloud Appreciation society @ cloudappreciation society.org if you too love clouds....
Unknown "my fair lady" Dazed - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago

You love lying in the park on a summer’s day and looking for shapes in the cumulus clouds. You think a mackerel sky of puffy altocumulus stretching off towards the setting sun is one of the most beautiful sights in the world. In short, you love clouds. And yet everyone else just seems to complain about them. Are you the only one who thinks life would be poorer without these glorious ‘patron goddesses of idle fellows’*?


No, you’re not. There are others like you. And together we’ll fight the sun fascists and their obsessions with ‘blue-sky thinking’.

Unknown "my fair lady" Dazed - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago

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Unknown "my fair lady" Dazed - 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago