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Playful
"Mine ~Bat~ Man"
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Unknown, 58/Male
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 7:04 PM |
Join date: | 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago |
Location: | Baltimore United States
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""...and I'm proud to be an American!..."" |
About me:
Been in Maryland for the last 2 years after 7 years in Ohio. Just retired from the Air Force and am starting a new chapter in my life; originally from San Antonio, TX...active in sports, karaoke, the Opera and my kids lives. So needless to say I have diverse tastes and activities. I love movies and trivia...swimming, golf and softball; Steelers, Redsox, Spurs, & Avs (needless to say it's been a pretty good run the last few years).
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About you:
Well, meeting Kylie Minogue is a dream but if you are close then that's a plus. :)
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Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
Orientation: | Straight
| Herds: | THONGS & FRENCH KNICKERS, United States of America lovers, Have You |
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Unknown's tales
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This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. THE SITUATION: You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive furor. THE TEST: Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton, or - - - you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful and brilliant women. THE QUESTION: Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.... Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Unknown "Mine ~Bat~ Man" Playful
- 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
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ONE SUNDAY, IN COUNTING THE MONEY IN THE WEEKLY OFFERING, THE PASTOR OF A SMALL CHURCH FOUND A PINK ENVELOPE CONTAINING $1,000. IT HAPPENED AGAIN THE NEXT WEEK. THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY, HE WATCHED AS THE OFFERING WAS COLLECTED AND SAW A LITTLE OLD LADY PUT THE DISTINCTIVE PINK ENVELOPE IN THE PLATE. THIS WENT ON FOR WEEKS UNTIL THE PASTOR, OVERCOME BY CURIOSITY, APPROACHED HER. "MA'AM, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU PUT $1,000 A WEEK IN THE COLLECTION PLATE," HE STATED. "WHY YES," SHE REPLIED, "EVERY WEEK MY SON SENDS ME MONEY, AND I GIVE SOME OF IT TO THE CHURCH." THE PASTOR REPLIED, "THAT'S WONDERFUL. HOW MUCH DOES HE SEND YOU?" THE OLD LADY SAID, "$10,000 A WEEK." THE PASTOR WAS AMAZED. "YOUR SON IS VERY SUCCESSFUL; WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING?" "HE IS A VETERINARIAN," SHE ANSWERED. "THAT IS AN HONORABLE PROFESSION," THE PASTOR SAID. "WHERE DOES HE PRACTICE?" THE OLD LADY SAID PROUDLY, "IN NEVADA. HE HAS TWO CAT HOUSES IN LAS VEGAS AND ONE IN RENO
Unknown "Mine ~Bat~ Man" Playful
- 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
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Baptizing A Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. the drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' 'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?' The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
Unknown "Mine ~Bat~ Man" Playful
- 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
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TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first sexual encounter. In his highly a roused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 Million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' And that's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
Unknown "Mine ~Bat~ Man" Playful
- 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
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Home Depot Scam Alert A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers. I recently became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.
Unknown "Mine ~Bat~ Man" Playful
- 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
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Chris' Shop
Like every one, I need points to protect my herd. lol Updating daily.
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