Jingle Bombs by Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

Dashing thru the sand,
With a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan,
for christmas in Iraq.
I got thru checkpoint A,
but not thru checkpoint B.
Thats when I got shot in the ass by the US military.

Oh - Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, mine blew up you see.
where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me.
Ohhhhh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, you soldiers shot me dead,
the only thing that i have left is this towel upon my head.

I use to be a man,
but every time i cough.
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falliing off.

my bombing days are done,
i need to find some work
perhaps it would be much safer
as a conveience store night clerk.

Ohhhhhhh.....
jingle bombs, jingle bombs
i think i got screwed,
dont laugh at me because im dead
or i KILL YOU!!!
Unknown "Bean Cultivator" Peaceful - 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago