Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Unknown "baby Adam" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
Unknown "baby Adam" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh... Windows does that, too.
Unknown "baby Adam" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too.
Unknown "baby Adam" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that.
Unknown "baby Adam" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago