just too great to pass up
Unknown Wild - 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago

how do i want to get married you ask? well i'm sure there's an online wedding website so i wouldn't even have to get outta bed or shave or shower. because i don't want to wear anything more than the whitey tighties and wife beater i'd already have on. and if the guy doin the ceremony doesn't make us have a webcam on...then i wouldn't even have to change wife beaters because of the days old beer stains. but when it's time for the ring, my wife will have to pull my hand away from scratchin my balls. and before the whole kissing thing, i'll have to make sure that the guy stops for a bit because i'll need a ham sandwich which my future wife will be more than happy to provide during the ceremony. then after it's over i'm sure nascar will be on to watch.

damn that's what i call romantic
Unknown Wild - 16 years, 10 months, 21 days ago

in case you're thinking it. do not leave any christmas/xmas/new years stuff in my comments. thank you!
Unknown Wild - 17 years, 5 days ago

these are for all the people that visit my page to check out some "hot chick's" boyfriend. so if you're gonna stop by, then leave a thumb. especially guys...i'm not particularly into guys checking out my page. so atleast thumb things so you can say you visited here to do that instead of to check me out.
Unknown Wild - 17 years, 7 days ago

War is cruelty, the more cruel it is, the quicker it is over.
-General William T. Sherman
Unknown Wild - 17 years, 7 days ago