Hurraaay!! Yiippeeee!!
I have a perv owner too!
Huahuahuahauh!

Red rockets everyday!!! =]

Btw, i just got back from a long biz trip! =]

lol thanks ^v^

Hahahaha, did u actually read that long boring shit? LOL. Cuz most people would run away from the contents written inside and think, "omg, what a rude guy!"

Well, about the willingness about the yaoi thing... i actually disagree with the consent part. I mean i'm actually turned on by the idea of non-consent or non-willing sex. Yes, i'm actually saying the FANTASY of rape kindda turns me on sometimes. Sometimes me and the ex even roleplayed about it. Hahahahaha.

And dont tell me u havent seen non-consent in yaoi before?! Omg. It's usually one guy (the dominant one) forcing the passive guy into his arms. Oh i dont want to admit this, but i've seen my fair share of japanese manga of all genres and that includes yaoi and i know what it's about!

P.S: forcing me to do yaoi stuff with your other male pet is strictly forbidden.

Hi there, my new owner!
Congratulations for buying this new (yet old) pet.
Here's the instruction manual:


Pet characteristics

This pet is kind of a slacker at work who keeps logging online for facebook, msn or reading mangas. And he's only online during work hours, meaning 8 am till 6pm mondays to saturdays Beijing time (GMT +08).

Apart from being a huge lazyass slacker, he's also a hugggggee pervert, thus the nick "BIG PERV" from the previous owner who got sick of him constantly humping her legs in front of her guests. He's also capable of very inappropriate remarks at the most inappropriate times, because he just cant help it, due to his illness. The illness that is his name, Frenky, which causes him to be too frank at times. An example would be him chatting with his long lost best female friend in oz and they were exchanging stories about their day and he told her about the non-relevant disgusting details in his life. It went:

Him: "btw... i havent wanked for a while now... and last nite was the first time... and omg... it felt soooooooooooooooooooooooo good lol" and "
"the juice was really thick and a lot too lol"

Her: "FRENKY !!!!"

Him: "lol what?"
"i'm just telling u abt my day too!!"
"man come to think of it i do sound creepy"

That was copied word by word from his MSN history. Plenty more of such forms of such similar sexual harassment to be found if someone were to scroll to look back at the chat histories


Instruction manual

To keep this pet happy,
Pet once a day
Write comments at least once a day
Learn how to the "red rocket"
Provide good place to sleep.

You have been given a good place to sleep.. Crafted by b3g0

Ok.

A real normal straight girl wants the guy for herself.

A weird straight girl would want the guy to make out with another guy in front of her.

Which type of straight girl are u?