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Mike Mazz
Mike Mazz
"My Philly Boy ;)"



Name:
Mike Mazz, 48/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:11 PM
Join date:16 years, 7 days ago
Location: Philadelphia United States

"I'm the toilet bowl at the end of the rainbow"
About me:
SMILE! wax paper stamps that color your dreams falling asleep lost in the bloodstream crawling towards a silent scream that you'll never hear I must admit theres nothing I wont do to get your attention when intrest has fell through bleeding out and billowing smoke when a smile would do.............. I'm electrician, I try to not get blowed up.......that would suck.
About you:
Preferably with a pulse. you should like Wilco. Oh, if you touch my pets, a creepy clown will appear under your bed to eat you.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Suicide Girls, Cum to Thumb, Creatio Ridiculus, 'Cause You Love Leah, That's Why, "One Day At A Time."
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Mike's tales
Mike Mazz
LIARS SONG

theres a break in the day
when I start thinking
theres something to say
every moment she waits
for words to do service
to all the heartache
me, I'm a collecter of things
angels and junkies
lovers and thieves
I tried to write an honest song from a liars point of view but I only wrote the words you'd want to hear
I've waisted my time
with those who will pale
against the shadow of time
she cries in the night
lost in the service of some other guy
me, I'm a collecter of things
bottles and time
lovers and thieves
I tried to write an honest song from a liars point of view but I only wrote the words you'd want to hear
theres a light in the night
that lets me believe
its always alright
me try as I might
you never can loose
if you don't put up a fight
Mike Mazz "My Philly Boy ;)" Unkus dog - 15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
Mike Mazz
you play hard to get
I play hard to want
me, I'm good at leaving
before I get through the door
all defenses are gone when you smile
its not a question of love
its not about getting along
its about the promises we only make
if I could see me with your eyes
I'd probably hate me too
so I sit in the bushes
just waiting to get caught
at least I will see you again
I only want to own your dreams
and be the first words that you scream
I want no one in the way
of having you say
all of the things that you mean
when the pen hits the floor
and I dont want to wait anymore

Mike Mazz "My Philly Boy ;)" Unkus dog - 15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
Mike Mazz
when you need a warmth inside
the spotlight cant provide
i'll be around

when you get too far off track
and get lost on your way back
ill be around

and when all your famous friends
have all stopped droppin in
ill be around
on your way down

when you cant recognize
your face in the morning light
ill be around
on your way down

and if you ever get around to looking for me
dont bother asking where I've been seen
oh I'm in the same place that you left me
caressing your memory

when you feel him let go
cause all the thrills have gone
ill be around

when all belief runs out
cause all good faith has ground
ill be around
on your way down

when you're afraid to cry
cause you're not sure whats inside
ill be around
on your way down

when its late at night
and you need someone to fight
ill be around
on your way down

if you ever get around to looking for me
dont bother asking where I've been seen
oh i'm in the same place that you left me
caressing your memory


Mike Mazz "My Philly Boy ;)" Unkus dog - 15 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
Mike Mazz
She tells him she thinks she needs to be free
He tells her he doesn't understand
She takes his hand
She tells him nothing's working out the way they planned

She's so many women
He can't find the one who was his friend
So he's hanging on to half her heart
He can't have the restless part
So he tells her to hasten down the wind

Then he agrees he thinks she needs to be free
Then she says she'd rather be with him
But it's just a whim
By which she hopes to keep him on the limb

She's so many women
He can't find the one who was his friend
So he's hanging on to half her heart
He can't have the restless part
So he tells her to hasten down the wind
Mike Mazz "My Philly Boy ;)" Unkus dog - 15 years, 11 months, 7 days ago
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Satan Loves You You have been given Satan Loves You.
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Kristi Quinones
hello owner, how are you? ; )
a burninating of the peoples You have been given a burninating of the peoples.
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Kristi Quinones "Dead" Serene - 15 years, 3 months, 8 days ago
Kristi Quinones
hehe
Deal? You have been given Deal?.
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Kristi Quinones "Dead" Serene - 15 years, 4 months, 7 days ago
Red
Mike thank you for being a member of my herd Page A Day
~Page A Day SUPERSTAR~ You have been given ~Page A Day SUPERSTAR~.
Crafted by Red
Red "Dead" Mwaaaaaaah - 15 years, 4 months, 14 days ago
Laur
hey baby im bacck <3
Laur Purring - 15 years, 5 months, 6 days ago
Kristi Quinones
hey i'm sorry about not being around. i have signed in here and there, but i haven't really been here. my little brother unfortunatley passed away 2 weeks ago : ( he was only 18 years old. I had to attend his funeral and be there for my family. plus whenever i did sign on to any website... i just didn't feel too much like talking or even doing anything for a little while : ( I'm in EMT school right now, so i may not be on everyday, but i will be here.

I adore my Owner~* You have been given I adore my Owner~*.
Crafted by Ragini
Kristi Quinones "Dead" Serene - 15 years, 5 months, 25 days ago
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