I just HAD to laugh at this!!!
Drinking with a Canadian Girl
> >
> >A Mexican, an Arab, and a Canadian girl are in the same bar.When the
> >Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his
> >pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses
> >are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
> >
> >The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a
> >Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass
> >to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
> >glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
> >
> >The Canadian girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
> >gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
> >Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
> >calling for a refill, she says, 'In Canada we have so many illegal aliens
> >that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
> >
Erica "My Girl Now!" Taking a break from HP....
- 15 years, 3 months, 24 days ago
