two woman are chatting about sex .one says.u no willies are like trees.how come said the other woman. well the first woman explains . in his 20s a mans penis is an oak mighty and hard.in his 30s and40s its a birch. flexible but reliable.after his 50s its an old christmas tree dead from the root upand the balls r for decoration only
Unknown "Kirby's Kitten" Sparkling - 16 years, 1 month, 29 days ago

lord otori takeo and his consort kaede have ruled for over sixteen years the three countries are rich peaceful and prosperous the sacred birds the houou nest at terayama and a fabled creature the kirin has appeared on thir shores heven seem to smile on them
yet there very success has attracted the attention of the distant emperor and his general the warlord saga hideki who covet all the wealth of the three countries and especially takeos heir his eldest daughter shigeko now of marriageable age at the same time the voilent acts and betrayals of the past will not lie buried the renegade tribe family the kikuta seek revenge on takeo for the murderof there leader they have an eager ally in in his brother-in-law arai zenko who has never been able to forgrt or forgive his own fathers shamful death
no one escapes the tribe forever
takeo has many other concerns above all for his yonger daughters the twins maya and miki whose strange talents lead them into the world of shadows and ghosts and other secrets that cannot be kept hidden everything that he and kaedo have achieved is threatened
Unknown "Kirby's Kitten" Sparkling - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago

peony is the cherished only child of the first wife of a wealthy chinese nobleman yet she is betrothed to a man she has never met and as her sixteenth birthday approaches she has neither seen nor spoken to any man other than her father and has never ventured outside the cloistered womans quarters of the chen family villa she is trapped like a good-luck cricket in a bamboo-and-lacquer cage and the romantic lyrics from the chinese epic opera the peony pavilion mirror her own longings though raised to be obedient peony has dreams of her own her father engages a small theatrical troupe to perform scenes from the peony pavilion in there garden amidst the sent of ginger green tea and jasmine peonys mother is against the production unmarried girls should not be seen in public but peonys father prevails assuring his wife that proprieties will be maintained woman will watch the opera from behind a screen to hide them from view yet through a crack peony catches sight of an elegant handsome man with hair as black as a cave and is immediately bewitched by him so begins peonys unforgettable journey of love desire sorrow and redemption and takes you back to seventeenth-century china and into the heart and soul of an unforgettable heroine
Unknown "Kirby's Kitten" Sparkling - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago