Hello Dez! :0)
Nice to 'meet' you! I LMAO @ your second tale.

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend.
Someone who changes your life just by being a part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop.
Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
This is forever friendship.
When you're down and the world seems dark and empty,
your forever friend lifts you up in spirit
and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full.
Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times and the confused times.
If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows.
If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on.
Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay.
And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry.
You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

~ Author Unknown xoxo

You have been given My Friendship. Crafted by Sam W

Hi Dez, .I wanted u to know u are more then welcome to stay until Jaymie returns or i'd kindly gift u to the person of ur choosing.Please take good care x

You have been given Universal Oneness. Crafted by Karen B

You have been given All Of Me.... Crafted by jAyMie

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, I'll dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it can be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to
your sorry ass.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your sorry ass.

and always, I'll be here to help bury teh bodies!

This is my oath, I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend. xo

You have been given Bang bang. Crafted by Sab Tunca

You have been given My Partner in Crime. Crafted by jAyMie

You have been given Always be there for you♥. Crafted by Chui Lian