Oh, hey, do me a favor - click on the thumbs. It gives me points. HUZZAH!

In order to escape, you must be secretive about it.
You'll need to find a pet to swap in place of yourself. This will probably work best if you find a pet that resembles you, so your owner won't notice. Or find one that your owner would like, to avoid your owner coming back after you. It needs to be worth at least 35% of your current worth, or 2625 points.

Yeah I definitely can't escape. 1) None of my pets are as hot as me. Sad but true ;) 2) None of my pets are even CLOSE to 2000 points.

Im doomed.