NO ONE IS SAFE AROUND HERE! I am sorry my love, but someone took you away from me. All I can say is that I hope you know this person...if you don't, then I shall proceed to use profanity...that selfish bastard! Grrrr!

One white russian too many? HAHAHA! NEVER!

You were taken on a trip! You have got drunk at bar.

lets get f***ed up and die! =P

You have been fed vodka.

Um...I think it has been a bit since I just wrote something...so...KABOOM! How was that?

I figured since you have already been tied down, you might need this. -winks-

You have been blindfolded.

I just thought I would stop by and say what's up?

You have been given a hug.