ok, so in Egypt there were these two snails. One was named Lauren (a guy wizard), and the other was Venidene (a girl not wizard), and they were trying to get across a bridge,when the bridge was suddenly struck by lightening! Venidene stated sarcastically that he wished she could fly, leaving an awkward expression on Lauren's face. for Lauren knew that Venidene had always been tormented by flying. He then reasoned that she must either be pregnant, or be pregnant! Venedine could see this process taking place on Lauren's face and she reacted immediately. "It's yours!" she blurted out before realizing what she had done. in dismay Lauren slid back in terror at what he had just heard. This seemed impossible beings that he had always been cautious to cast spells on her before performing such acts. Though before he could respond, a fire arose from the bridge previously struck by lightning. "fire!" exclaimed Venedine, as Lauren came forth to catch her weakening body. Venedine had always had been haunted by words that started with the letter f. "ire! ire!" Lauren, forgetting his magical abilities, tried desperately to revive her by repeating the word without that dreadful letter.seeing that it was useless, Lauren reverted his attention to the progressing fire, knowing that it was advancing quickly toward them. "Ire!" he cried to the fire, though it continued across. Looking back at Venedine, he knew there was no hope and was left with no choice but to summon the sacred spell. However, found himself unable to recall it. Stepping away from Venedine, Lauren cast a protecting spell around her and searched his brain for one of his spells to stop the elements. Staring into the sky, examining the forest ahead, and looking deep into the fire all failed him until finally his eyes came to rest upon the body in front of him. Forcing himself not to get lost in her figure, he recalled the day he learned his first spell, and an old man stood in front of him. It had been years since he'd even reminisced about his first spell and his mentor....Future Man. He recalled sitting on a mushroom all alone excluded from the others because of his size. "Why won't anyone play with me?" he cried, but all the others had already gone. Though through his tears, the vague silhouette of an old snail appeared. It was Future Man. He as the oldest snail in the village and was said to be a wizard. A montage suddenly ran through Lauren's head of all the great times he had shared with Future Man, and all he learned. Tears in his eyes, Lauren awoke from his vision and took a lilt breath, ready to cast the sacred spell
. "GHUKVAGEN!" he shouted triumphantly, and the fire turned into a stick of bamboo. As he summoned a panda to take care of the bamboo, Lauren stepped toward Venedine, who was now stirring drowsily
. "Get Down!", he yelled in his best terminator impression. Thrusting his shell over her head, Lauren pushed Venedine to the ground. As Lauren lifted his eye he could see the panda viciously attacking the bamboo. "Let me up!" Venedine cried, "I can help!"


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Venedine manages to regain her stance just and the panda fell into the ravine below:the bridge had broken. Despite the current catastrophic circumstance, Lauren had managed to conjure up a mushroom to serve them as a sort of beach umbrella and the two rested until...
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Ambrosia?
Unknown "♥Katie♥" Panicky - 16 years, 9 months, 21 days ago