As I was walking down the street of my neighborhood, I ran into my friend Eddie the valasa raptor. Eddie and I became friends after he caught me trying to eat the cat next-door. He too enjoys a good cat every now and then. Eddie had declared that his owners had become sick of his adventurous ways, and began to accuse him of eating the small children on the block. I too had become curious of where all the small children had disappeared to. I asked Eddie “what evidence do they have to make these accusations?” Eddie stated “my owner found a pair of child size sneakers in the back yard.” Hmmm... I then asked Eddie to tell me the truth. “Did you eat any small children?" Eddie answered “I never ate any small children; I just batted them around a bit in the back yard. I swear they were still living when I left them in the yard." I decided it was time to investigate the situation. Eddie and I ventured down to his house, into the backyard where he claimed he was just playing with the kids. “Eddie, I see no evidence of foul play here, just a couple of piles of dirt." Eddie snickered. “Yeah they are just dirt piles”
Unknown "KayKay" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months ago