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"FasterPussycat"



Name:
Unknown, 35/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:6:51 AM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
Location: San Antonio, TX United States

"^_^ He's my Bon Bon"
About me:
I love you. I don't know you, but I love you like peas in a can pie. I'm basically insane. Most of those pictures are of my handsome Airman, Brandon, he's just too fantastic. : D Btw, I love my Master Joel... don't buy me.
About you:
I'd totally like to meet Anthony Keidis, he's the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and basically the most delicious dish out there... I also have to add that my bon bon is pretty much the only guy for me, because if I don't I'll get in trouble : P
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Bi
Herds: Clan of the Tiger, Cat-lovers, Marine

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

So many stupid people... so few comets.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I Brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Keep honking...I'm reloading....
Unknown "FasterPussycat" Wild - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
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Lawyer Joke

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.




What's sad is I WANT to become a lawyer, but still find these funny XD
Unknown "FasterPussycat" Wild - 16 years, 10 months, 26 days ago
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Signs you have a hangover




1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"


Unknown "FasterPussycat" Wild - 16 years, 10 months, 26 days ago
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A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.

He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
Unknown "FasterPussycat" Wild - 16 years, 10 months, 26 days ago
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I so love this song! <3

Randomness:
I feel weird, I really love talking to him. He's so sweet, I gotta say he's unlike most guys I know. Hope we get to be friends for a long time.

<3
Unknown "FasterPussycat" Wild - 16 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
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Joel
Hi Irasema x
You have been given invisible train?.
Crafted by Unknown
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random comment #219) just checking what you are up to
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Joel

You have been given Razorlight - Wire To Wire 04:16.
Joel "Real Deal " - 16 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
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i forgot your song brb
You have been given I'm møsτly uηsτøþable!.
Crafted by Jenocide
Joel "Real Deal " - 16 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
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hi Irasema, hope you're good
I'll be back in a minute, going to find you a song
You have been given something to think about.
Crafted by DAISY
Joel "Real Deal " - 16 years, 1 month, 8 days ago
Joel

You have been given Pet me....
Crafted by Ike
Joel "Real Deal " - 16 years, 1 month, 22 days ago
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: D No longer a donation shop because I got my pet back, hurray! But you should still buy something. xoxo

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