Ok...once upon a time, there was this uh...fish...and this fish wanted to see a movie, but he had trouble finding out the show times because the newspaper gets soggy in his fishbowl, and turning on his computer while underwater caused would cause him to get shocked. So he tried calling Moviephone, but alas the poor fish had terrible signal in his bowl. So he decided to just risk it and go see whatever was playing when he got there. So he jumped out of his bowl, and realized that fish can't breathe air...damn
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